Big Iron
Pete and Repete were golfing on a beautiful day . Pete slices his ball deep into a dark wooded ravine. He grasbs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.
Pete searches dilligently throught the thick underbrush and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.
Pete excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: "Hey Repete, come here, I got big trouble down here."
Repete comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out: "What's the matter Pete?"
Pete shouts back in a nervous voice: "Get my my 7-iron and throw it down! Looks like you can't get out of here with an 8-iron."
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