Golf Tournament on Television

When our company was selling top-of-the-line business com-
puters, our advertising team proposed sponsorship of a major
golf tournament on television. Surprised when approval came
through quickly, I asked the head of the ad team how he had
persuaded our usually reluctant chairman of the board.

"It sold itself," the ad-man told me. "When the chairman
first heard the idea, he asked, 'Why on earth would you want
to sponsor a golf tournament? The only ones who watch them
are people like me.'"

"Then he paused and said, 'Oh.'"

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Golf Joke Losing Ball

My work as a surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding to 18 holes. Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate player must have tossed away. It was in good condition,
so I picked it up and continued on.

When I broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers stared at me in awe. I had a machete in one hand, a golf club in the other, and behind me was a clear-cut
swath over 100 yards long.

"There," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who hates to lose his ball!"

[Thanks to Reader's Digest for this one. We're need more golf jokes this year.]

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