Golf Joke Losing Ball

My work as a surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding to 18 holes. Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate player must have tossed away. It was in good condition,
so I picked it up and continued on.

When I broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers stared at me in awe. I had a machete in one hand, a golf club in the other, and behind me was a clear-cut
swath over 100 yards long.

"There," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who hates to lose his ball!"

[Thanks to Reader's Digest for this one. We're need more golf jokes this year.]

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