03 August 2005

Today's Golf - World Rankings

TODAY'S GOLF - Wednesday, August 3, 2005
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IN THIS ISSUE:

1. PGA Tours - Schedule
2. Golf Chuckle
3. Pro Report - World Rankings

PGA TOURS

SCHEDULE

All Times EDT

LPGA TOUR/LADIES GOLF UNION

Women's British Open
Site: Southport, England.
Schedule: Thursday-Sunday.
Course: Royal Birkdale Golf Club (6,463 yards, par 72).
Purse: $1.8 million. Winner's share: $279,494.
TV: TNT (Thursday-Friday, 10 a.m.-noon) and ABC
(Saturday, 2-3:30 p.m.; Sunday, 1:30-3 p.m.).

PGA TOUR

Buick Open
Site: Grand Blanc, Mich.
Schedule: Thursday-Sunday.
Course: Warwick Hills Golf & Country Club (7,127 yards,
par 72).
Purse: $4.6 million. Winner's share: $864,000.
TV: USA (Thursday-Friday, 4-6 p.m.) and CBS (Saturday-
Sunday, 3-6 p.m.).

PGA EUROPEAN TOUR

Scandinavian Masters
Site: Kungsangen, Sweden.
Schedule: Thursday-Sunday.
Course: Kungsangen Golf Club (6,876 yards, par 71).
Purse: $1.95 million. Winner's share: $324,460.
TV: The Golf Channel (Thursday-Friday, 9:30 a.m.-12:30
p.m.; Saturday-Sunday, 8-11 a.m.).

NATIONWIDE TOUR

Wichita Open
Site: Wichita, Kan.
Schedule: Thursday-Sunday.
Course: Crestview Country Club (6,887 yards, par 71).
Purse: $475,000. Winner's share: $85,500.
TV: None.

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PRO REPORT
LEADERS

WORLD RANKINGS
1. Tiger Woods, USA 15.99
2. Vijay Singh, Fij 11.84
3. Ernie Els, SAf 9.32
4. Phil Mickelson, USA 8.61
5. Retief Goosen, SAf 7.38
6. Sergio Garcia, Spn 7.31
7. Adam Scott, Aus 5.74
8. Padraig Harrington, Ire 5.49
9. Jim Furyk, USA 5.41
10. Kenny Perry, USA 5.26
11. Chris DiMarco, USA 5.21
12. David Toms, USA 5.20
13. Angel Cabrera, Arg 5.06
14. Luke Donald, Eng 4.52
15. Darren Clarke, NIr 4.51
16. Davis Love III, USA 4.29
17. Fred Couples, USA 4.24
18. Tim Clark, SAf 4.23
19. Stewart Cink, USA 3.98
20. Justin Leonard, USA 3.84

MONEY LEADERS

PGA TOUR
Player, Money
1. Tiger Woods $6,601,874
2. Vijay Singh $5,994,203
3. Phil Mickelson $4,268,775
4. David Toms $3,354,663
5. Jim Furyk $3,316,669
6. Kenny Perry $3,026,205
7. Sergio Garcia $2,491,658
8. Fred Funk $2,448,753
9. Chris DiMarco $2,373,312
10. P. Harrington $2,288,406

LPGA TOUR

Player, Money
1. A. Sorenstam $1,638,314
2. Lorena Ochoa $1,129,803
3. Paula Creamer $1,114,650
4. Cristie Kerr $934,347
5. Meena Lee $734,419
6. Natalie Gulbis $705,035
7. Birdie Kim $660,554
8. Candie Kung $647,751
9. Marisa Baena $645,356
10. Lorie Kane $608,027

CHAMPIONS TOUR

Player, Money
1. Dana Quigley $1,380,840
2. Hale Irwin $1,105,887
3. Tom Jenkins $1,039,251
4. Des Smyth $1,032,357
5. Mark McNulty $1,004,610
6. D.A. Weibring $989,780
7. Tom Watson $856,911
8. Jim Thorpe $819,615
9. Wayne Levi $805,228
10. Morris Hatalsky $749,251

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